More Episcopajokes…
13/11/05
Jesus asked a group of Episcopal theologians "Who do you say that I am?" They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the kerygma of which we find the ultimate meaning in our interpersonal relationships..." And Jesus said, "What?"
What's the difference between a bishop and God? God doesn't think He's a bishop.
One day the See of Canterbury gets a phone call from God, who proceeds to tell the Archbishop that he has some good news and some bad news. "The good news," said God, "is that I have decided to unite the whole world under one religion... The bad news, is that I am calling from Salt Lake City."
Why are Episcopalians such lousy hymn singers? They're reading ahead to see if they agree with the next line.
Adam tells God that he's lonely. God says he will give him a companion. She will do everything for him; cook, wash, make him happy, and bring children. But it will cost him an arm and a leg. Adam says "An arm and a leg..? Uh, what can I get for just a rib?"
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light-bulb? "What? My mother gave that bulb to the church..!"
What's the difference between a bishop and God? God doesn't think He's a bishop.
One day the See of Canterbury gets a phone call from God, who proceeds to tell the Archbishop that he has some good news and some bad news. "The good news," said God, "is that I have decided to unite the whole world under one religion... The bad news, is that I am calling from Salt Lake City."
Why are Episcopalians such lousy hymn singers? They're reading ahead to see if they agree with the next line.
Adam tells God that he's lonely. God says he will give him a companion. She will do everything for him; cook, wash, make him happy, and bring children. But it will cost him an arm and a leg. Adam says "An arm and a leg..? Uh, what can I get for just a rib?"
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light-bulb? "What? My mother gave that bulb to the church..!"