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A few messages seen on church marquees: "Make your reservations now; smoking or non?" "Faith is a journey, not a guilt trip." "Don't give up! Even Moses was a basket case." "Time for a faith lift." "Let's meet at my house this Sunday - God." "You're never too bad to come in, or too good to stay out." "If God has a wallet, your picture's in it." "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1." "It's smart to pick your friends, but not to pieces." "Spiritual fruits, not religious nuts." "Make others happy wherever you go, not whenever you go." "If you let the Devil ride with you, he'll want to drive." "Tact is the unsaid part of what you think." "Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives." "Too much complaining leaves little time for doing." "Let the Son shine in." "Christ forgives you; even for that." "If Theresa Alvarez attends, shouldn't you?" "A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing." "Write your plans in pencil and give God the eraser." "Life is short. Pray hard."