More Bulletinisms
22/01/06
Ah, the humble Sunday church bulletin. A tradition practiced by thousands of churches across our great land; informing and entertaining countless parishioners. Let's take another glimpse at what others have published in their bulletins...
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. + This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. + Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. + Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door. + Ushers will eat latecomers. + With gratitude from the congregation, the choir has disbanded for the Summer. + Today's Sermon: How much can a man drink? with hymns from a full choir. + The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals. + Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. + This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. + Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. + Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door. + Ushers will eat latecomers. + With gratitude from the congregation, the choir has disbanded for the Summer. + Today's Sermon: How much can a man drink? with hymns from a full choir. + The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals. + Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.